Some people are dog people, and some people are cat people, and some people think cats are terrorists plotting to kill every bald eagle ever. If that's you, you'll love F U Cat.
A digital diatribe cribbing the style of turtle/alpaca/etc-hating F U Penguin, but laser focusing on the soulless feline, F U Cat's from a writer who admits "People always tell me I'm crazy for constantly talking about how cats are planning to take over the world", who's produced a collection of photos and videos depicting them in their natural, smug/violent/obese element, paired with hilarious biting commentary, and that's not even a cat pun. Until right now. Some choice excerpts:
Cat resembling Wilford Brimley sitting upright eating at a table in Japan:
One of the following two scenarios is possible here:
1) This cat has been trained to sit upright at a table and help himself to food by some weird shut in Japanese woman.
2) Wilford Brimley was turned into a cat by a Japanese witch doctor and he is helping himself to some snacks while everything gets sorted out.
Based on the scientific evidence alone, odds are that it's #2. And look at that beer. Completely untouched. It's as if he's saying, "Now you know I can't have beer on account of my diabeetus."
Cats posing in laps of a nudist couple:
Have you ever tried to get a cat to do ANYTHING that it didn't want to do? It fights you like its life is on the line. But these two cats are comfortably lounging. I think it's absolutely possible that this picture was their idea. "We want you fat bastards to get naked and hold us, all lovey dovey like". In summation, cats are perverts.
Cat freaking out, slamming into wall:
Look at that stupid cat. Laying there with his [junk] in the air like he's some type of king. Well riddle me this cat, would a king sprint headfirst in to a wall? Didn't think so.
To prove your allegiance to the loathing, they've got a t-shirt for sale featuring an X-ed out cat's face -- because whether you're a cat person or a dog person, it's always best to be a shirt person.