While it's fine to spend weekends cultivating scruff fit for purging Miami of vice, come Monday you'd better be clean-shaven, or your boss will make you "Gone Johnson" -- or, worse, some form of termination involving a pun off Ricardo Tubbs. Say goodbye weekend, hello smooth skin, with the Braun Series 3 shaver. Designed to comfortably return your mug to the pristine hairlessness it enjoyed as a baby -- and possibly well into your teenage years -- the Series 3 is packed with some of the face-sheering industry's most advanced features. The rundown:
Triple Action Free Float System: Three fully adaptive cutting elements quickly knock out short hairs, long hairs, and long hairs that have been made laughably short Â
Precision Comfort Blades and Shaver Head: The former cut hair extraordinarily close in a single stroke, while the latter makes hitting hard-to-reach areas as simple as the 1970s Raiders' offense
Smart Foil: A unique foil pattern captures hairs growing from different directions, easily dispatching typhoon-like swirls Â Â Â Clean&Renew System: Automatically cleans, lubricates and charges at the touch of a button, keeping the blades so fresh, you'll expect Kool and the Gang to come out and sing "Fresh" Â Because Braun's so confident that this razor will change your game, they're offering an "Experience the difference or your money back" guarantee. Give it a shot, or you'll be stuck saying, "I Edward James Almost tried the world's greatest razor".