For untold generations, men have asked, "If Thrillist were a hotel, what would that hotel be?" Most assumed it'd be rentable by the hour. But a few answered that it would be a semi-tropical paradise where nonstop festivities made sleep feel like a crime. The few were right: welcome to Hotel Thrillist Miami, coming June 4th – 6th. Hotel Thrillist Miami is a weekend-long bash held in the lavish Fontainebleau Miami Beach, bringing the best of Thrillist Miami to life with over 100 rooms of almost-too-much fun -- including a nice, chunky block reserved for lucky readers (you) and their guests (your call, but please not that guy Ken. Nobody likes him. Sorry.). Presented by BACARDI® TORCHED CHERRY™, Corona Extra®, and Sony®, there's so damn much going on, it's hard to list it all, but here's a delicious sampling: Jaw-trembling feasts from Miami hotspots Scarpetta, Hakkasan, Gotham Steak, Solo, and Red, The Steakhouse. VIP night-out at LIV nightclub. Scratch DJ Academy. BBQ and Mixology master classes. Trip to the Jungle. Yoga on the beach with Equinox Fitness Clubs. Pool party and private rooftop concert. For a shot at a room for you and a guest, enter at HotelThrillist.com each day for a chance to win 'til it's full -- it's all random draw, no skillz required. Then check out the video above for a sneak peek so glorious, you might not quit staring for an hour, at which point your computer might tell you and the video to get a room. Hotel Thrillist Miami's the opposite of the hotel in The Shining, though like in The Shining, you won't get any writing done. Enter for your chance here and watch that vid. Want updates? Follow @HotelThrillist on Twitter. Sweepstakes Rules Enter by May 18, 2010. Must be 21+ to attend. Please drink responsibly.