Cougars & Co.

The Internet's a proven boon for marginalized people looking to start relationships, from incarcerated violent criminals, to hot ass Jew broads. But what about the most marginalized group of all: middle aged women? Well now you can find them at Cougar & Co

Started by a proud Arizonian cougar named Shelli (so much hotter than Shelly), C&C's a just-launched social network designed exclusively for older women and the cubs who want to become soulmates and have meaningful, rewarding relationships with bone them. Hunting the sun-damaged skin is simple: inform a profile with deets on your age, physical attributes, the kind of relationship you're looking for, and what kind of old woman you'd like it to be with (e.g., party animals, hotties on the hunt, trendsetters...), then start making e-friends; like Facebook, your info's only visible to members you're connected to, and you can post status updates to your Wall-like "wire", which will be lauded by critics for its realistic portrayals of everyday life, but fail to capture the audience it deserves. For those looking to get knee-deep in the local scene, C&C advocates the creation of groups to organize happy hours/events with cougars in your area, plus membership grants you exclusive access to site-sponsored trips including some upcoming cruises, on which the all-you-can-eat buffet will be you

In case friends aren't uncomfortable with your MILFing already, they've even got a growing line of merch, including one tee proclaiming 'I Heart Cougars", a good thing considering even the most marginalized of people won't start a relationship with a shirtless you.