One reason Battlestar Galactica's been called "the best show on TV" is the way it relates plots to real world events and personalities -- not in a cheesy, "ripped from today's headlines" way, but more along the lines of extraordinarily nuanced commentary, plus dangerously attractive female robots. In anticipation of tonight's Season 4.5 premiere, we developed a handy questionnaire that'll match your Battlestar knowledge against your deepest unspoken fears about pop culture, politics, and devious child actors:
1) After discovering she was a Cylon, Tory Foster decided the next appropriate course of action would be to jettison Cally into space. Which Hollywood diva would you most expect to toss you out of an airlock?
2) Over the course of the series, Dr. Gaius Baltar has consistently scored women who are way out of his league, and has now amassed a harem of babes who think he's the messiah, and therefore want to sex him. Which of these dubiously handsome men's romantic successes are you most perplexed by?
3) Commander Adama and Laura Roslin have been dancing around a steamy romance for years. Which of these potential power couples would you most like to see throw caution to the wind and get it on 'til the break of dawn?
4) After the Cylons took over Caprica, star "Pyramid" player Samuel Anders organized a squad of resistance fighters and fought back using any means necessary. Assuming they were still in their prime, which of these renowned athletes would you most want leading a revolt against mechanized overlords?
Regardless of how you answered, Tune in tonight for the kick off of the final season, during which all questions will be answered, and you'll be fed heaping portions of super-hot robots and The Truth.