Unlikely conversions can be difficult to deal with, unless of course you can tolerate math, the metric system, and the pain of a late stage bris. Blessedly helping you convert stuff to completely different stuff, Weird Converter.
Inspired while watching a nature show that compared blue whales to trucks, WC's like a currency converter, letting you compare the weight, volume, or length of various objects to dissimilar -- and frequently genital-related -- things, though keep in mind that having the equivalent of three Favre peens still isn't very impressive. Some interesting comparisons:
Weight: Tom Cruise = 142.2272791921 600cc breast implants, a comparison that actually may not be that odd considering he generally behaves like a total boob
Length: The Oregon Trail = 541538 small intestines, though if you got dysentery it might feel like it's the other way around
Volume: 1 dumptruck can hold the ejaculate of 152529.6469968 white rhinos...and it's no wonder they're nearly extinct if that's where they're storing it
If you want a particular entity added to WC's growing list they're happy to accept suggestions, and should you doubt the veracity of their numbers you can pipe up about that too, so go ahead, send in your own tip.