This uber-compact wiener-cooker uses non-stick rollers to stadium-style four dogs at once, rocks a removable drip pan for easy cleaning, and features heating rods to puncture rolls/baguettes and toast 'em from the inside, leaving you with a warm hole in which to slide your sausage...hey, stop giggling. What are you, in third grade? You are? How did you find out about this newsletter?
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