Sex guides may help you improve performance in the sack, but given you're reading a sex guide, you're probably better off with something that assists you in working your own. For love guidance you can love yourself to, check How Players Do It.
From a hodge podge of Ivy League grads, HPDI touts itself as "a modern man's sex guide", a status achieved via a series of full-throttle video tutorials that profess to be "funny without being crass" and "explicit without being sleazy", none of which matters because people are crazy boning! Working off a script that apparently required "6-months exhaustively researching and composing", the carnal voyage starts with euphemistic chapters including Game On (foreplay) and The Twins (boobies!) before revving up the chub-ometer with "Licking P" and "In The Can", which isn't about our Northerly neighbors but does feature some Super Sex. Each chapter's preceded by candid interviews with random girls who enjoy opening up about topical hook-up horror stories, and the graphic demos (possibly narrated by Xzibit) boast a "cast" comprised of various aspiring adult stars and Monique Alexander, whose been in a slew of other flicks and even starred as herself in Entourage -- though working with Jeremy Piven must've been her most profound degradation.
There're also a handful of bonus features, most fittingly a section demonstrating household items you can do it with, so if you can't get your hand on any melons, at least you can go to work on one.