With grooming, men only care about results, except for playoff-bound hockey players, who only care about the results they superstitiously believe come from staunchly refusing to groom, even when their beards approach rampaging Viking status. For skincare products that get straight to the point, go with ZIRH.
ZIRH scientifically tests the best available ingredients to create no-nonsense, multi-purpose products specifically formulated for men -- as opposed to simply repackaging women's products, because what guy wants to be easy, breezy, bro-tiful? The lineup, which can be used individually or in concert, includes Protect (against sun exposure, pollution, and daily stress), Restore (locks in moisture, reduces dark party-circles under eyes), Rejuvenate (hydrates away wrinkles & more), and Correct, which replenishes with vital nutrients from Macadamia Nut Oil to Pycnogenol, a potent anti-oxidant extracted from pine bark (coniferous is the new black). Also on tap: award-winning Shave Cream, Irish Moss-abetted Soothe post-shave treatment, Wash mild cleansing gel, and triple alpha-hydroxy acid-powered Clean, which clears away dirt and oil and lifts off surface skin cells that have died, hopefully of a heart attack while making love to younger, extremely attractive skin cells.
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