Ma-dukes always told you what a smart cookie you are, but what's the point of being smart if you don't know how many people are stupider? Huh, smart guy? Find out where you stand, with IQ League.
The evolution of one-off 'net intelligence exams, IQL puts you through quick 10-question IQ tests, then reveals how you fared compared to loads of other test takers (which'll further tax your brainpower by forcing you to invent excuses for why they beat you). Questions cover general knowledge, math, history, and spatial understanding, all judged based on accuracy and speed; standings're constantly updated, and you can take as many quizzes as you want, letting you either up your aggregate score, or realize you're getting stupider by the minute (or fail to realize, depending on how dense you've gotten). Scoring's weighed against variously sized/categorized groups, from location, to demographic information, to preferred browser -- sign in through AOL, and prepare to be revered as a god.
After ranking you, IQL provides endearingly cheesy printable certificates -- because no accomplishment is official until it's pressed between a Liberty Bell magnet and your mom's fridge.