Jäger for Life

Tattoos immortalize so many things, from old flames, to current flames whose names are fortuitously spelled similarly to those old flames'. They'll never break us apart, STrACY! Now, you can immortalize your greatest love of all, with Jäger for Life.

That's right: your favorite umlaut'd beverage is really in-k to you, and wants to adorn your bod with the work of one of their three skin-art rockstars -- each of whom have a year-long waitlist -- who'll slap you with a masterful interpretation of Jägermeister which'll draw on: their distinctive square green bottle, rich history of myths and legends, and iconic stag label, which unlike yours from semi-formal, they aren't trying to get rid of anytime soon. Their noteworthy needlers include:

- Mario Barth, who's tattooed everyone from Usher to Tommy Lee, and currently owns Jersey's Starlight Tattoo studio -- though on a cloudy night, he could totally do these things in complete darkness. - Josh Lord, whose East Side Ink adorns the likes of Rihanna and Daniel Day Lewis, though the latter was petrified there might be blood. - Ruthless, who developed her own Eastern-inspired style in Hawaii before being featured on LA Ink, and would actually be named "Extremely Gentle" if she didn't have a street rep to consider.

If you're not into actually getting a new tat (...or a first-ever tat), you can still enjoy perusing/sharing/rating a massive gallery of user-submitted ink pics -- who knows, you might even run across a pic of Stacy's new tat. Wait, who the hell is BRYAN?

The contest, the pics, and cool info about the artists all await you at JägerForLife.com

Please drink responsibly. Jägermeister Liqueur 35% Alc./Vol. Imported by Sidney Frank Importing Co., Inc. New Rochelle, NY