Justine Lai Shags U.S. Presidents

Local artiste JLai gets off on painting unconventional, oil-on-canvas self-portraits of herself getting nice with US commanders-in-chief in chronological order. So far, highlights include her getting groped by John Adams, suffocated by Millard Fillmore, and strapping one on to take James Buchanan from behind -- proving that his oft-mocked presidency was simply the result of being unable to sit down and get to work.