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Lucy Phone

By Published On 05/12/2010 By Published On 05/12/2010

From two bros grown weary of soft jazz, LP handles interminable phone hold times for you, requiring only your phone number and that of the offending corporation to connect you whenever an actual person gets on the line, but once they do they can't guarantee the person you reach has a huge ass just because you're calling 1-800-HUGEASS