Now That's A Motherf***ing Party!

This photo ode to less-than-exciting shindigs spans the gamut from sad (nerd in corner caressing a balloon), to creepy ("sex offender clown party"), to nude (two topless women playing cards), to poodle: a man sitting with two embarrassingly groomed, party-hatted white pooches on a pink couch, which is suddenly reminding you of how awesome your Shih Tzu's Bar Mitzvah was.