Want to have the adventure of a lifetime this summer, and smell like a million dollars (and not a million 2010 dollars either -- more like a million 1973 dollars, or possibly even 1978)? Then sign up for the Old Spice Fresh Adventure Internship Search: a week-long jaunt to Fiji or Switzerland's Matterhorn, during which well-qualified candidates will face challenges both extraordinary and ludicrous as they seek THE VERY ORIGIN OF FRESHNESS.
(They will also receive five grand apiece. Sweet.)
Here's a far-from complete list of optional activities -- all of which you'll video and blog about -- broken down by epic destination and corresponding epic fragrance:
Matterhorn (smells like ice, wind, and freedom) Make crop-circles in the snow; make giant snowmen as skiers whiz by; field an ice-curling team; snowboard in lederhosen; by any means necessary, get in a traditional Swiss wrestling match; yodel the Old Spice whistle from the 'horn's highest point; ski into Italy; barter with mountain lake vendors; entertain locals with alpenhorn takes on 80s and 90s songs (suggestion: do not try AlpenKorn -- that'll never go over).Â Â
Fiji (smells like palm trees, sunshine, and also freedom) Cruise the pools of Colo-I-Suva Forest Park on a bamboo raft, provide refreshments to sunbathers/swimmers; teach beach-goers to blow the Old Spice whistle through conch shells; wear self-made palm-frond hat at all times, except when sailing to Bau Island, where the evil spirits hate hats; become an honorary member of a local village; head up Navua River for more feasting/bartering; field a rugby team; swim with sharks (suggestion: do not prep by watching that movie where sharks are genetically engineered to swim backwards -- you'll be way too freaked out).
To learn what it takes to snag an Internship, just hit OldSpiceAdventure.com. Also: You smell okay right now. Like maybe $497,000. But not like a million dollars.