Most social clubs are haughty operations whose members share nothing more than a deep and abiding love for themselves -- pretty dull stuff, unless the membership consists entirely of George Hamiltons, in which case, huzzah! For an exclusive group united in their deep and abiding love for a premium white spirit, join the brand new Patron Social Club.
Re-launching with an elegant fury, the PSC's an online hub for invites to exclusive free events, from agave-driven soirees to expert-led courses in mixology; become a member and you'll also get sweet original content, like NY vs. San Fran foodie battle royales, summer-friendly music stations, and bikini previews, though those will only shame you if your shapely figure's been girthed out by a battle royale over food. Most impressively (okay, fine, least), the Social Club will host Thrillist's Best of the Best Guide to All Sorts of Stuff that Will Help You with Every Stage of a Relationship (Including Termination) -- if we don't say so ourselves, it's the most incendiary take on dating since How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.
Because ultimately it all boils down to tequila, you'll also get summer afternoon imbibing ideas, like Patron cocktails pulling in pomegranate, pineapple, and grapefruit -- sure to put some color in your dazzlingly white Hamiltonian smile.