A slight change in grooming habits can alter how people see you -- grow a 70s 'stache, and women'll think you possess a certain filthy sensuality; shave it, and your boss'll think maybe he doesn't have to fire you. Trimming the unsightly hair below your neck can work similar wonders -- for proof, watch The Bodygroom Manalogues videos, presented by Philips Norelco.
Armed with a high-performance trimmer, adjustable trimming combs, and a hypoallergenic shaving head, the Bodygroom can smoothly de-thatch any below-the-neck region: back, shoulders, chest, underarms, even your groin -- a.k.a., "The No Wax Zone". The Manalogues are quick oral and written narratives from men who've experienced the Bodygroom's wonders, from the "Russian Bear" whose post-Glasnost modeling career'd been torpedoed by smooth-skinned Westerners, to the Brooklynite who went from having his big guy hidden in the "tall grass" to getting so much action, he's considering buying a holster for his second cell phone. You'll also hear from a Seattle coffee-shop type who poetry-slams about horrified onlookers asking, "Is that a poet, an artist, or a baby sasquatch?", and a Brit thrilled with his deforested junk despite his father accusing him of transvestitism. Blimey!
If you've got a hair-raising tale of your own, click "Submit your own Manalogue" at ShaveEverywhere.com, and Philips Norelco's highly trained thespian might act it out; you'll be credited by first name/last initial only, because stories about your chest-rug and groin-'fro won't alter the way people see you for the better.
The average Manalogue lasts two minutes. Damage to your reputation from unsightly hair growth lasts a lifetime. Help you help you, at ShaveEverywhere.com.