Food of the month clubs deliver delectable batches of everything from gourmet cheeses, to bacon, to cookies, but what about an of-the-month service that can make just about anything taste delectable? Well, Panama Red, check out Pipes 2 The People
Previously available only in Cali, P2TP's just crazily expanded its glassware delivery operation, bringing their paraphernalia subscription service to people anywhere in the contiguous US save Pennsylvania and Iowa, as some of their denizens would undoubtedly Sioux. For a monthly fee of only $13 members get a piece of quality glass valued between $10-60 once every 30 days, with shipments rotating in "class" from "compact travel pieces", to table pieces (aka, the "trustworthy daily driver"), to animal-shaped novelty affairs and colorful bubblers, assorted randomly just like "a gumball machine for glass pipes", only instead of costing quarters, these get packed with 'em. Each shipment comes with bonus goodies too, from cleaners, to cases, to lighters, to papers, plus they're planning to build more features including a "Stoner Photo of the Month", and ways to score invites to "exclusive industry parties" (which considering the industry are quite exclusive, seeing as everyone's too bugged out to go out in public)
If you're beyond the edges of this great land, not to worry: they plan to include Hawaii and Alaska in their ranks soon, fitting as even their delectable desserts are baked.