ProQuo

Ditch your junk mail with this free service which, whenever possible, auto-removes you from the lists of professional annoyers -- direct mailers, telemarketers, and name/number-shilling data brokers. PQ'll also guide you through escape processes when bureaucratic shenanigans require a personal opt-out; apparently, unless they hear it from your mouth, ValPak refuses to believe you don't want weekly discounts on floor refinishings.