This Twitter feed unearths the recently broken-up (by scouring for the cohabitation of "dumped" and "boyfriend" or "girlfriend"), giving you the jump on needy gems like kristyconti ("Today, I got dumped in the middle of baking cookies for my boyfriend's family") and grouphugus, who writes "My boyfriend dumped my ass...because I was diagnosed bipolar...He ditched me because I don't put out". Worse than that, she's apparently a waffler.