Rusty Wired Series

These cotton/poly fleece hoodies from the the legendary surf brand come in your choice of black, blue, or gray, and have a black & white checkered hood outfitted with drawstrings that're actually functioning earbuds connected to an input jack in the pocket. To top it off, they're safe to put in the washer, so even when you aren't wearing them you can torment them with some spin doctoring.