SMDS's a worth-geeking-out-for Twitter stream run by a 28-year-old, who simply posts alleged direct quotes/criticisms from his 73-year-old pops (whom he still lives with), including his take on pets ("The dog is not bored, it's a f**king dog. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a f**king rubix cube. He's a god damned dog"), meatballs ("Your mother made a batch of meatballs last night. Some are for you, some are for me, but more are for me. Remember that. More. Me"), and toilet etiquette ("You need to flush the toilet more than once...No, YOU, YOU specifically need to. You know what, use a different toilet. This is my toilet") -- and you thought your dad was hardcore just because he had an IROC.