Sketchy Santas

Celebrating the season of creepy men dressing up so kids sit on their laps: this library of supremely awkward portraits, capturing children crying for dear life, one St. Nick who could easily pass for an upside-down mop, and some grown dude sitting on Kris Kringle's knee in a belly shirt and Speedo while holding a saxophone, which is still less embarrassing than the one of him at The Acropolis with Kenny G.