Because what he says while dead asleep is absolutely ridiculous, this British dude's wife's sharing his musings with the world, via a blog full of expletives and recurring phrases like "Yeah, I've got custard in my pants", "Put the lobster down. Put it down!", and "Don't talk to me like that. I'm just gonna throw up in your face. Eat the carrots." -- interestingly, also how your mom got you to eat vegetables.