Wearing the jersey of an underappreciated player can evidence true fandom (rock James Worthy at STAPLES and Penny Marshall will totally bone you), but at some point, the obscurity goes too far. For the ugly far side of the jersey bell curve, check out Straight Cash Homey
The evolution of cellphone-pic exchanges between two irony-loving fans, Homey's an inspired assemblage of idiots sporting jerseys that confound, mortify, and make you pity them like they were the actual Mike Mamula. Updated at least once daily, photos of the sad suckers're accompanied by knowledgeable commentary, like this for a double-shot of Jeff Garcia Browns jerseys: "Minutes later both of these guys had their sexuality questioned by a guy in a Terrell Owens Niners jersey". Some gems: Manute Bol, Yinka Dare, Mitch Richmond Dream Team, Koren Robinson aptly worn by a Keystone 12-pack buyer, Craig Krenzel Bengals (who knew?), a confusing but incredible Roger Dorn, a baby-toting John Rocker, and fat toad Hideki Irabu -- luckily, the guy only invested in the cheap t-shirt version
Homey relies on readers for over 85% of its content, so ready your camera phone for March Madness, and be on the lookout for the chump who doesn't realize the counterintuitive truth: that wearing a Saul Smith jersey actually hinders your chances of boning Ashley Judd.