Since scoring Super Bowl tickets requires a ridiculous combination of money and luck, you'll probably be watching the game at home with friends -- another thing that'll take a ridiculous combination of money and luck. To help you lure your homies, we spoke with the crew at Chicago's Levy House, who're catering the Big Game at Tampa's Raymond James Stadium, then stole their recipes when they weren't looking.
Cuban Sandwich This party-sized sammy's a Brobdingnagian take on the Floridian fave, featuring over two and a half pounds of meat, cheese, and condiments, all of which'll cling to a sturdy raft of Cuban bread while perilously drifting in your stomachy sea of beer. Peep the recipe
Warm Chorizo and Cheddar Cheese Fondue Spanish sausage spices up this cream-and-cheese-based dip, which is best served with tortilla chips, warm pita, and a defibrillator. Peep the recipe
Super Brew This variation on an English Shandy mixes vodka, lemonade, and light beer to create a beverage that's "good for pacing yourself at an all-day SB party", but could have been called the "Looks Like My Fridge Has Got Vodka, Lemonade, and Light Beer". Peep the recipe