Super Scintillating Sensational Slam Jam Bam Bam Energy Drink

Every year, the drama and excitement of March Madness reminds men of one inescapable fact: it takes lots of energy to watch other people expend lots of energy. Fuel up for the Tourney (and for life), with FRS.

Endorsed by legions of trainers and biking baron Lance Armstrong, FRS is a healthy energy drink packing 1/2 the caffeine of coffee, and all of the awesome potency of quercetin -- a fatigue-fighting antioxidant found in Brazil's Uncaria plant, as well as apples, raspberries, and other fruits as familiar to your fridge as Brazil's Uncaria plant. The deal: quercetin works as an enzymatic block that allows the energy your body naturally produces to stay in your system far longer, while also boosting your immune system and pimp-slapping inflammation. In a poll of supplement-savvy customers, 90% found FRS superior to everything else on the market, including Rockstar, Red Bull, and Monster (what you'd tremblingly cry if you actually saw a red bull). Depending on your preferences, the good stuff's available via can, concentrate, powder, or chew -- though if you're any kind of Big Leaguer, that space will already be occupied.

Because staying fit shouldn't break your bank, today only FRS is offering a free trial special for the first 500 Thrillist readers to respond: basically, a $50 sampler of FRS products (plus a free eco-friendly water bottle) for just the cost of shipping. So get stocked up now, or you'll be attacking your bracket with no more energy than...the late Buddy Hackett.