Tweeting Too Hard

If you Tweet stuff like "i kid you not, i have a follower who is only following britney spears, russell brand, kim kardashian, gossip girl, and me", you're probably a putz, and your drivel belongs on TTH, a bottomless collection of 140-characters-or-less proclamations of self-importance. Automatically re-tweet faves, vote 'em to the top with "back-pats", or just go on telling people stuff like, "Went to the gym this morning. As I left, everyone said I was the best!".