Some religions teach that clothing was invented to cover up the shame of our carnality, but as it turns out, it was actually only to cover up the flopping shame that is naked jogging. Laugh at that shame, at World Nude Day.
From a group of New Zealanders ready to let it all hang out on Feb 6th's World Nude Day, the WND site posts humorous vids of users doing everything and anything in the buff except that. As clips can involve almost any nude-tivity, results're startlingly ingenious: daredevil dirt bike stunts, sprinting along the Great Wall of China, chariot racing, breaking & entering, and riding a toilet down the street are all repped, as is the obligatory "ride a block of ice down a skate ramp, crash, run back up, and ride down a second block sporting a useless steering wheel" -- so classic! Thankfully, women get in on the action too, including a quintuplet of Kiwis cresting a hill in slo-mo before playing soccer and doing cartwheels, and a well-endowed gymnast nude-tackling floor exercises, the uneven bars, and the vault -- if demoed in the Olympics, it would accomplish the long-considered-impossible feat of making men's gymnastics even more unwatchable.
Come Feb 6th, the top ten entries'll be picked by a panel of judges, with the ultimate winner receiving $10,000 -- in gold -- though if you plan to swim in your bullion, McDuck, how about you spare everyone and pick up a bathing suit.