Highlighting choice failures from the classifieds behemoth, YSaC offers up real Craigs postings ripe for snarky commentary, including someone trying to pawn off an adult-size Spiderman for use as a "decoy when you are not home", a frantic furniture ad posted with the title "BED BUGS ARE BACK!!!", and a couple desperately hoping to spice things up by pinning down a female "acrobactial midget...must be athletic or at least willing to do atheletic things like gymnastics and poses...must like dogs and mexican hats" -- actually, these people sound really good at Craigslist.