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The Alty Awards

A full-scale mockery, where you and other partygoers dress up as pop culture icons and even get interviewed by a "TV Personality" as you saunter down a red carpet. Inside, there's an open bar/hors d'oeuvres from 5-8pm, followed by the Oscar broadcast, plus the presentation of the Alty's own costume-based awards -- which, given your fondness for 'nutters, will hopefully include "Best Foreign Shorts".