With no shells, goats, or virgins to trade, the barter system is tough on Manhattanites. But accessory purveyor Crumpler Bags is bringing bartering back in grand style, with the Beers for Bags sale, kicking off Saturday at both their NYC locations.
It might sound too dumb to be true, but these former Aussie bike messengers really are handing over high-end bags for specified brands and quantities of beer: messenger, laptop, and camera bags, cell phone and PDF pouches, even a bean bag -- perfect for crashing out on after lugging suds all over town.
The exchange rates:
The Winkler: 4 cans Boddingtons The Bundle: 40oz OE + 12-pack PBR The Aggott: 12-pack Brooklyn Lager The McBains: 12 cans Guinness The Moderate Embarrassment: 1 case Sapporo + 1 bottle Soy Sauce The Barney Rustle: 1 case Coopers + 2 Fosters Oil Cans The Complete Seed: 1 case Leffe + 1 bottle Chimay The Holy Bean Bag Chair: 1 case Pacifico + 1 bag Limes The Entire Crumpler's Catalogue: 3 O'Doul's + Your Mom
Crumpler says this frothy financing will translate into customer savings (e.g., about $30 on the McBains), but exactly how much depends on where you purchase your trade bait
Ultimately, though, your bag will cost nothing: the company's inviting participants back for a party on the 11th, where they'll serve up the amassed brews for free -- making Crumpler the worst barterers since the Manhattoe tribe gave away this island for $24 in nonalcoholic beads.