Need a way to celebrate your Irishness? Or to celebrate your "Not Irish, But I Certainly Enjoy Their Company"-ness? Then spend St. Patrick's with Bushmills Irish Whiskey: the extraordinarily smooth elixir first distilled over 400 years ago, and whose adventurous history since has included smugglers, transatlantic steamships, and the regrettable trauma of Prohibition, considered by Bushmills to be the worst idea since acid-wash jeans. To facilitate your day, check out this handy map of bars celebrating this most festive of holidays, all recommended heartily by Bushmills. Whether you hit Channel 4 (across from Rock Center, and originally opened in the 50s by two NBC stagehands ), the Playwright (a two-story stalwart named for something the Gaelic people do exceedingly well) or Langan's (a classy establishment probably named for Mr. Langan, but displaying an awesomely enormous portrait of Michael Caine), you're guaranteed to have loads of good times, and absolutely no snakes. Or at least very few snakes.