Bloomingdale's Sale/Gola's 101st B'day

Shopping's like the Marathon -- if you finish without vomiting, you should be wrapped in a silver blanket and thrown a party. Thankfully, BD's Wednesday men's sale (20-50% off select designer-wear) is capped by a 2hr fest celebrating the world's oldest sneaker company's Century +1. The event's free, and'll feature open bar, the DJ team "Tarts of Pleasure", and a photo exhibit of other centenarians -- also entitled "Tarts of Pleasure".