Classy Gear: Paul Stuart
Mar 20-23 at 317 W 33rd St, near 8th; PaulStuart.com
"Extraordinary savings" on everything from sport coats, shirts, ties, and shoes to...pajamas -- adding urbane dignity to watching Ninja Turtles and eating Pop Tarts.
Casual Gear: Johnson
Sat-Sun at 179 Orchard St, between Houston and Stanton
40% off the "Mr. Johnson" line of slim-fit short-sleeve button-downs. For a long-sleeve Johnson, try a European bathhouse.
Godly Gear: Bblessing
Thru Mar 23 at 181 Orchard St, between Houston and Stanton
Autumn/winter offerings from up-and-comers like Raf Simons, Preen, Patrik Ervell, Yoko Devereaux, and Rag & Bone, all for 50% off. When asked to repeat that figure, Bblessing responded, "Did we Sstutter?"
Last Year's Gear: Joseph
Mar 19-25 at 106 Greene St, between Prince and Spring
70-90% off lightweight linens, cashmere, t-shirts, and trousers from the 2006 spring/summer line. If someone laughs at your slightly outmoded clothes, he'll have to do it quick, before the locker door closes over his face.
Cover-your-ass Gear: Denim Hub
Thru Mar 25 at 305 E 9th St, between 1st and 2nd; TheDenimHub.com
Mention Thrillist, and this EV jeans closet will take $20 off your choice of six different premium denim styles, each available in straight, boot cut, or, if you're feeling optimistic, slim.
Underground Gear: nypull
Thru Mar 31 at 265 Lafayette St, between Prince and Spring
Up to 70% off tees, thermals, sweaters, denim, and hoodies, mostly from designers who're currently undiscovered, but'll blow up soon, because you're so good looking.
Gear for your Gear: Tusk
Thru Mar 24 at 242 W 26th St, between 7th and 8th; Tusk.com
The purveyor of fine leather goods is knocking 50-70% off wallets, bags, travel accessories, and bespoke gimp masks.
Filth Eradication Gear: Dwell
Thru Apr 1 at 62 Greene St, at Broome; DwellShop.com
Grab a new set of linens for 60% off. Then try and convince the eBay masses that your old sheets' love-stains depict the image of "Sleepytime Jesus."