Classy Gear: Paul Stuart Mar 20-23 at 317 W 33rd St, near 8th; PaulStuart.com "Extraordinary savings" on everything from sport coats, shirts, ties, and shoes to...pajamas -- adding urbane dignity to watching Ninja Turtles and eating Pop Tarts. Casual Gear: Johnson Sat-Sun at 179 Orchard St, between Houston and Stanton JohnsonShop.com 40% off the "Mr. Johnson" line of slim-fit short-sleeve button-downs. For a long-sleeve Johnson, try a European bathhouse. Godly Gear: Bblessing Thru Mar 23 at 181 Orchard St, between Houston and Stanton Bblessing.com Autumn/winter offerings from up-and-comers like Raf Simons, Preen, Patrik Ervell, Yoko Devereaux, and Rag & Bone, all for 50% off. When asked to repeat that figure, Bblessing responded, "Did we Sstutter?" Last Year's Gear: Joseph Mar 19-25 at 106 Greene St, between Prince and Spring 70-90% off lightweight linens, cashmere, t-shirts, and trousers from the 2006 spring/summer line. If someone laughs at your slightly outmoded clothes, he'll have to do it quick, before the locker door closes over his face. Cover-your-ass Gear: Denim Hub Thru Mar 25 at 305 E 9th St, between 1st and 2nd; TheDenimHub.com Mention Thrillist, and this EV jeans closet will take $20 off your choice of six different premium denim styles, each available in straight, boot cut, or, if you're feeling optimistic, slim. Underground Gear: nypull Thru Mar 31 at 265 Lafayette St, between Prince and Spring NYPull.com Up to 70% off tees, thermals, sweaters, denim, and hoodies, mostly from designers who're currently undiscovered, but'll blow up soon, because you're so good looking. Gear for your Gear: Tusk Thru Mar 24 at 242 W 26th St, between 7th and 8th; Tusk.com The purveyor of fine leather goods is knocking 50-70% off wallets, bags, travel accessories, and bespoke gimp masks. Filth Eradication Gear: Dwell Thru Apr 1 at 62 Greene St, at Broome; DwellShop.com Grab a new set of linens for 60% off. Then try and convince the eBay masses that your old sheets' love-stains depict the image of "Sleepytime Jesus."