No V-Day reservation? No kitchen skillz? Coolio will school you, in matters both practical ("I'm gonna teach you how to make a salad that'll get dem panties right off"), and romantic ("See I'm pretty good with this knife. And I'm pretty good with a sword, nunchuks, and a pistol. And my d_ck.").
The Real Reason Chick-Fil-A Is Closed on Sunday