Lifestyle

The Countess and the (C-Word) Rock Revolution

Anyone who names her band something so lewd that even we can't print it is okay by us. Check out her rock show, and you'll see a British chick who'll shove you, dump beer on you, hurl breast enhancing foam pads at you, and lustfully rub her groinal area onstage. It's so erotic, you'll declare it even better than el porno.