Conceived by an NYC mechanical engineer and tested by heroic nerds at MIT Aeronautics and Astronautics to withstand a 60mph gale, this ultra-huge rain & pigeon poop shield sports all-fiberglass construction, two vented canopies to channel wind and, in the shaft handle, a hidden steel spike -- drive it into moist turf to protect golf balls & prop clubs, or into the face of pedestrians rightly scolding you for having such a damn big umbrella.
