Everyone knows that diamonds can buy love and forgiveness -- but what if you don't have the time or money to buy diamonds? Should you just give up and buy a cat? No, you shouldn't, thanks to DiamondShark's "Diamond Deal of the Day".
Created by industry vets, The Shark posts one piece of sweet, first-run jewelry per day, discounted to the lowest price anywhere at time of sale -- so you no longer have to lead a loveless existence due to finances, or your inability to leave the couch when any Law and Order is on. Whether it's a Genuine Diamond Heart Pendant Necklace in 14K White Gold or a Pink Sapphire Ring with Diamond Accents, you'll be able to bling your way out of any situation -- and with your decision made for you, you won't waste hours finding the "perfect" gift for a girl whose inner workings you clearly don't understand. All photos, descriptions, and specs are 110% guaranteed; all prices include shipping; and savings can be verified via the Compare & Save box -- check it, then laugh at all the suckers paying List Price just to get their girlfriends to respond to their texts again.
DiamondShark has gear for guys too, notably slick watches. Today's blazing-hot deal's an Invicta 3913 Python Racing Watch for just $89 -- down from $395 MSRP, it's a great deal that's even better when you consider that just being on time for dates can save you a whole lot of diamond-necklace buying.
Time for you to buy a watch? Grab the Python today, and check back daily for other awesome buys. Also, don't tell anyone you "grabbed the python".