Whether it's your job, your home, or your parents, there's nothing more aggravating than knowing there's a better deal out there and not being able to do anything about it. Now you can, with a free Test Drive of DavidBartonGym.
Good through April 30 at all three DBG locations (Astor Place, 23rd/7th, 85th/Madison), the Test Drive's an opportunity for any member of any other gym to come in for seven absolutely free days and find out what they've been missing, starting with the greatest philosophy in all of fitness, "Look Better Naked". Just flash your current gym card, and get a week's run over cutting-edge strength equipment, a huge strength training floor, pilates, and miles of cardio, all paced by live sets from local DJ's (Armand van Bench Press?). Or sample classes like Pain & Pleasure, Guns, Six Pack Attack, and Fight Club, which your unbridled enthusiasm will quickly turn into Project Mayhem.
Because they just don't make them like you anymore, mention Thrillist, and you'll get an added comp Personal Training session, plus a $0 enrollment fee when you join -- if you're smart enough to find a better deal than $0, your parents must also be geniuses, and you should accept nothing less than Buick Park Avenue in trade.