Though improving your odds of living past 50 is nice, the main reason anyone under 50 works out is to look better naked. This January, DavidBartonGym has special offers to help you get there. 2009 marks the opening of the latest DavidBartonGym, a four-story training temple complete w/ a professional sound system and an epic, 10,000 sq ft sun-drenched strength training floor, housed in the former Astor Place Barnes & Noble (isn't a gym where those Self-Improvement Section malingerers should've headed in the first place?). To celebrate, they're offering an exclusive for Thrillist Readers: reserve a membership before January 31 and get $0 enrollment, a $90/month rate, and an additional free month. For more info, call 212.505.6800, or click here for details. While you're at it, check out these January membership offers at their other Manhattan locations:
23rd & Seventh: Join and get $0 enrollment. For a free one-week pass, call 212.414.2022, or click here for more information.
85th & Madison: Join and get $300 off enrollment. For a free one-week pass, call 212.517.7577, or click here for more information. No matter which you choose, you'll get trainers expertly schooled in physiology and biomechanics, cutting edge equipment, and dozens of classes, from "Yoga For Jocks" to "Ass, Arms & Abs" -- if after toning those three areas you still don't look better naked, you might have issues no gym can solve.