Football season's all but over, so soon you'll need something else to occupy your weekend daylight hours -- for instance, knife throwing. Why not schedule a lesson with The Great Throwdini?
Throwdini bills himself as a master of the "Impalement Arts" -- and since he holds four world knife speed records, we suggest you keep a straight face if he mentions this. His weapon of choice is the 14 inch "Throwdini Thrower", and his skills have landed him guest spots on Letterman, Good Morning America, and ESPN's "Cold Pizza".
Although true proficiency takes time, one lesson with the 'Dini could make you passably lethal. Among the things you'll learn:
The Physics of Knife Flight: Force, degrees of rotation, release points, the acoustics of death screams, etc. The 1/2 Spin: This is the basic seven-foot throw. Advanced lessons teach the three-spin, 25-foot toss -- perfect if you need to beat someone to a cab, but are unwilling to run.