Liquor Locker

You'd rather die than share your holiday-gift liquor with anyone, so safeguard your stash with the Liquor Locker: a brushed nickel combination lock/stopper. Deploying it widens the plug to as much as an inch in diameter, wedging it snuggly into almost any bottleneck, from your 21-year old rye, to the trachea of your roommate -- who'll no longer be whining about your protective measures.