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If poor technique or cut-rate Laotian condoms have turned you into a father, you've experienced the disgrace of carrying a diaper bag. Reduce the ignominy with The Dad Bag: a nylon, denim or suede, water-resistant insulated messenger bag you'd never guess contains a bottle holder, changing pad and, often, feces. If you haven't sired an heir yet, it's also great for toting your kill while quail hunting, or delivering chronic.