Between $12 cab rides, $200 "designer" jeans, and $2800 a month for a non-alcove studio, going on a luxury vacation's a stretch. And even if you could swing one, you don't have the time or expertise to plan anything better than a weekend lucklessly soliciting sex in Vegas. Try Luxury Link.
The Link deals exclusively in flossy destinations, but thanks to insider deals they discount many packages to prices within your sweaty grasp (e.g., knocking three nights in the Italian Alps down from $875 to $499). Through their on-site auctions you can save up to 50%, but since obsessive on-the-job auction monitoring could earn you permanent time off, we suggest the still-thrifty (20-35%) "Buy Now" option.
Of course, paradise can be terrifying without an airtight itinerary, which is why Luxury Link plans everything for you. Consider this all-inclusive biking tour of Vietnam: