The New Gillette MVP

As Matt Ryan continues his improbably early rise to the elite level of NFL quarterbacks, questions are disappearing about his arm strength, maturity, and ability to withstand hits from men whose barbwire tattoos would actually stretch out for miles if unspoiled from their mountainous biceps. One question remains though: how does he consistently keep his face so baby smooth? The answer: the new Gillette MVP razor, armed with five perfectly spaced blades, each sporting anti-friction coating that'll make shaving so comfortable, you'll want to do it three times a day -- even though the closeness that comes with five perfectly spaced blades makes that kind of redundant. To see Matt Ryan and the new MVP in action, watch the clip above, and consider it proof positive that grotesque neckbeards aren't a prerequisite for good luck.