The No Chance in Hell Football Special

Anyone can root for a winner, and anyone can cheer on a scrappy underdog -- but getting behind a team that has no chance in hell takes courage, and beer. Supplying you the beer: The No Chance in Hell Giveaway, at the Village Pourhouse and Proof

Offered all season long, NCHG doles out free suds to anyone willing to support the NCAA's crappiest college programs -- some so beleaguered, they'd resort to using Rick Moranis' "Annexation of Puerto Rico Sneak" of Little Giants "fame". The deal: Each person who walks in flaunting gear from Saturday's least likely victor gets a free pitcher of beer; if a group of five guys don the garb, they sit down with five pitchers, enough to dull the pain of any man not named Brent Musburger. The first four matchups are already decided (if you don't already know which team's favored, Lifetime will be airing Under the Tuscan Sun)

  • Sept 1st: East Carolina vs Virginia Tech
  • Sept 8th: South Florida vs Auburn
  • Sept 15th: Buffalo vs. Penn State
  • Sept 22nd: Northwestern vs. Ohio State

You don't have to have graduated from the school -- or even own official gear -- to take advantage of the deal. Because when it comes to a man wearing a beer-rinsed, blue Magic Marker'd Buffalo Bulls shirt, there is no scrappier underdog.