Right now, Florida is warm and pleasant, and you face a winter of being cold and ill-tempered. Forestall frigidness by jetting to Orlando with a low fare from JetBlue. After a few blissful hours sunk deep in a leather seat, taking in 36 channels of free TV, 100 channels of XM Radio, and unlimited gratis snacks, you'll be all set for man-credible, thankfully-not-family-oriented action like:
Big Toho Airboat Rides & Gator Hunts: Hit the head waters of the Everglades to spy on eagles, ospreys, cranes, & other birds, plus wild pigs, deer, and limb-chomping alligators. Once a year, the state issues a license to hunt the gators, and Toho'll take you out to bag one or two for yourself, or bag one for you as you cower before 200,000,000 years of pissed-off evolutionary perfection.
Omni Resort at ChampionsGate: Golf your balls off on two 18-hole courses designed by Greg Norman or one lighted 9-hole night course, or learn to golf your balls off at the David Leadbetter Golf Academy. The Four Diamond Award winner also rocks a cabana-lined pool, an 850ft lazy River, and a Euro-style spa -- in case you bring a lady along, or want to see what it's like to be one.
Saturday Night Cruise: The largest weekly car cruise in America rolls out 325+ classics, hot rods, street rods, and antiques, everything from 442s to Cutlass convertibles to Corvettes to Thunderbirds, plus all manner of rides you'll say are the ZZ Top car, until you see another one that looks even more like the ZZ Top car.
Lake Minneola Inn and Tiki Bar: On the shores of Lake Minneola, this no-nonsense beer & burgers joint offers such high-tech diversions as horseshoes, picnicking on the lawn, and sitting all day on a barstool drinking cold ones, just like back home, except you'll be staring at the sunset, instead of months and months of no sun at all.