PBR at the Mohegan Sun Casino

Like most sports involving the mistreatment of livestock, bull riding is rarely found outside the Southwest, so it's crucial you make a daytrip to Connecticut for the Invitational's Sunday finals. Top riders like career earnings leader Justin McBride ($2,825,248.78) will strive to ride a punishing eight seconds in order to impress fresh East Coast groupies yearning for novelty sex with a man who wears tighter jeans than they do.