Culture: Amateur/unemployed sleuth-bloggers tracked the City's superhero, who went against the grain searching for a Schlitz-friendly distraction.
Drinks: Meanwhile, Schlitz haters Czeched themselves by reaching out and touching a cocktail, while others sought grape-y comfort with sex workers.
Food: Spaniards built a meat-quarium, Mexicans rolled the dice, the Hill had eyes, and the thrifty found ass.
Events: Pugilists got fluffy, intrepid vino-nauts explored the East, and Brooklyn gourmets had no friends.
Gadgets: Grillers caught the Mania, neighbors served it cold, and the Japanese shed tears for gears.
Services: Sclerosis got a soundtrack, you had to be insane to date, and the subway devoured everything in site.
Sports: Men with guns, reprised the traditions of ancient Rome on television and by the water cooler.